Where to Have Lunch

September 2021.  A good friend of my husband Bryan sent this, and I know that you will all love it.  (Psst, this is the one I wrote about to the chat group.)  Cheers from Liz Webfoot: 

A male group of friends, all turning 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch……finally it was agreed that they would meet at the Boot and Flogger in London because the waitresses had big breasts and wore mini-skirts……. 

Ten years later, at age 50, the friends once again discussed where they should meet for lunch……..finally it was agreed that they would meet at the Boot and Flogger in London because the waitresses were attractive and the food and service was good….. 

Ten years later, at age 60, the friends again discussed where they should meet for lunch….finally it was agreed that they would meet at the Boot and Flogger in London because they could dine in peace and quiet with no loud music, and it was good value for money……

Ten years later, at age 70, the friends again discussed where they should meet for lunch……finally it was agreed that they would meet at the Boot and Flogger in London because they welcomed the older generation and gave them a 10% discount….. 

Ten years later, at age 80, the friends discussed again where they should meet for lunch…..finally it was agreed that they would meet at the Boot and Flogger in London because they had never been there before……… 

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