Category Archives: Take Time to Laugh

Editor’s note:We’re trying to decide whether or not to stop our housecleaning service, but we don’t want to deny our women their weekly wages.

Laugh of the day:  
A young student gives a brilliant response to the age-old question:

I simply love this!  I don’t know how old the child is.  If you can’t read it, the teacher has commented:  “If I could give points for drawings, you would have gotten 100%.  This is amazing.”  And I hope you didn’t miss that for this child the points awarded were 0 of 9. 
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All laughs from this spot on are all before the virus attacks, before quarantines.

Laugh out loud!

Just absolutely love this.  Hugs from Liz Webfoot.

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Thanks to all of you who send me your good laughs. Here’s another one from Katherine.  

In praise of Women Who Read.
One morning a husband returns to the cabin after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out, since it is such a beautiful day. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat.
He pulls up alongside the woman and says, ” Good morning, Ma’am, what are you doing?”
“Reading a book,” she replies , (thinking,”Isn’t that obvious?”)
“You’re in a Restricted Fishing Area,” he informs her. “I’m sorry, officer, but I’m not fishing, I’m reading.”
“Yes, but you have all the equipment. I’ll have to write you up a ticket. ”
“For reading a book,” she replies.
“You’re in a Restricted Fishing Area ,” he informs her again .”
“But officer, I’m not fishing, I’m reading.”
“Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I’ll have to write you up a ticket and you’ll have to pay a fine.”
“If you do that, I’ll have to charge you with sexual assault,” says the woman.
“But I haven’t even touched you,” says the Game Warden .
“That’s true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.”
“Have a nice day ma’am,” and he immediately departed.

MORAL:
Never argue with a woman who reads. It’s likely she can also think.
Sure God created man before woman.
But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece.

Thanks go to Katherine Snelson.  This is the best!

Yesterday I had my annual Medicare wellness check.  The nurse said that at my age I should have a bar in the shower.  So I took her advice.

Thanks to Katherine Kaufman Snelson for this laugh.  I can always count on her to put a smile on my face!

Thanks to Katherine Snelson!