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Mask Assistance

Posted on April 12, 2020 | Comments Off on Mask Assistance

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How to Handle an Emergency

Posted on April 4, 2020 | Comments Off on How to Handle an Emergency
     So there were five people on an airplane about to crash with only four parachutes.  Four adults and one 10-year-old girl were on the   plane.  The pilot had already jumped.
     The CDC presidential liaison said, “I need to parachute because I’ll be saving thousands, maybe even hundreds of thousands of lives with my work,” so he took the first parachute and jumped.
     The Pope said, “Millions of people are relying on me to maintain their faith during this ordeal,” so he took the second parachute and jumped.
     Donald Trump said, “I am the smartest man in the world and the only one who can solve all these problems,” and he took the third parachute and jumped.
     Mayor Cuomo stood up and said, “Well I’ve had a very long and fulfilled life young lady and you have your whole life ahead of you, so I think you should take this fourth parachute and I wish you the best of luck.”
     The little girl just smiled and said “No, you take it,  I have one. The smartest man in the world didn’t notice that what he thought was a parachute was my school backpack.”

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Pandemic Refrigerator for the Good Old Boys

Posted on April 2, 2020 | Comments Off on Pandemic Refrigerator for the Good Old Boys

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Ahlzeimer’s Eye Test

Posted on March 30, 2020 | Comments Off on Ahlzeimer’s Eye Test

Try it seriously dont cheat its amazing
EVERYONE SHOULD TRY!!!!!!!

ALZHEIMERS’ EYE 👁‍🗨 TEST

(I love this part..
It’s absolutely amazing!)

Count every ” F ” in the following text:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS…
(SEE BELOW)

HOW MANY ?

3….4….?

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Are you sure? Continue for correct ______________________________

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Absolutely sure?____________________________________________

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WRONG, THERE ARE 6 — no joke.
READ IT AGAIN !
Really, go Back and try to find the 6 F’s before you scroll down.
The reasoning behind is this:
The brain cannot process “OF”.
Incredible or what? Go back and look again!!

Anyone who counts all 6 “F’s” on the first go is a genius.
Three is normal, four is quite rare.
Send this to your friends.
It will drive them crazy!!:
Good isnt it.. 👍

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Another Day in a Weird World

Posted on March 29, 2020 | Comments Off on Another Day in a Weird World

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Trump Goes to Israel

Posted on March 27, 2020 | Comments Off on Trump Goes to Israel

Marty Mulloy, Mulloy2@Gmail.com, sent this in.

Donald Trump goes on a fact-finding visit to Israel.  While he is on a tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and dies. The undertaker tells the American diplomats accompanying him,”You can have him shipped home for $50,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land, for just  $100.”  The American diplomats go into a corner to discuss for a few minutes.  They return with their answer to the undertaker and tell him they want Donald Trump shipped home.  The undertaker is puzzled and asks, “Why would you spend $50,000 to ship him home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $100?”  The American diplomats reply, “Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. We just can’t take the risk.” 

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Editor’s note:We’re trying to decide whether or not to stop our housecleaning service, but we don’t want to deny our women their weekly wages.

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How Did Dinosaurs Become Extinct?

Posted on March 19, 2020 | Comments Off on How Did Dinosaurs Become Extinct?

Laugh of the day:  
A young student gives a brilliant response to the age-old question:

I simply love this!  I don’t know how old the child is.  If you can’t read it, the teacher has commented:  “If I could give points for drawings, you would have gotten 100%.  This is amazing.”  And I hope you didn’t miss that for this child the points awarded were 0 of 9. 
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All laughs from this spot on are all before the virus attacks, before quarantines.

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Duration of the Donald

Posted on January 21, 2020 | Comments Off on Duration of the Donald

Laugh out loud!

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Do You Love Facebook?

Posted on November 1, 2019 | Comments Off on Do You Love Facebook?

Just absolutely love this.  Hugs from Liz Webfoot.

https://new.alumnae.mtholyoke.edu/1961/files/2019/11/Facebook.jpg

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