So there were five people on an airplane about to crash with only four parachutes. Four adults and one 10-year-old girl were on the plane. The pilot had already jumped.
The CDC presidential liaison said, “I need to parachute because I’ll be saving thousands, maybe even hundreds of thousands of lives with my work,” so he took the first parachute and jumped.
The Pope said, “Millions of people are relying on me to maintain their faith during this ordeal,” so he took the second parachute and jumped.
Donald Trump said, “I am the smartest man in the world and the only one who can solve all these problems,” and he took the third parachute and jumped.
Mayor Cuomo stood up and said, “Well I’ve had a very long and fulfilled life young lady and you have your whole life ahead of you, so I think you should take this fourth parachute and I wish you the best of luck.”
The little girl just smiled and said “No, you take it, I have one. The smartest man in the world didn’t notice that what he thought was a parachute was my school backpack.”
