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Lost Words

Lost Words of Those Of Us Lucky Enough To Have Lived Through the 1950’s

The other day a not so elderly, (I say 75), lady said something to her son about driving a Jalopy; and he looked at her, quizzically and said, “What the heck is a Jalopy?” He had never heard of the word jalopy! She knew she was old … But not that old!

Well, I hope you are Hunky Dory after you read this and chuckle

About a month ago, I illuminated some old expressions that have become obsolete because of the inexorable march of technology. These phrases included: Don’t touch that dial, Carbon copy, You sound like a broken record, and Hung out to dry.

Back in the olden days, we had a lot of moxie. We’d put on our best bib and tucker , tostraighten up and fly right.

Heavens to Betsy! Gee whillikers! Jumping jehoshaphat, Holy moley!

We were in like Flynn andliving the life of Riley ; and even a regular guy couldn’t accuse us of being aknucklehead, a nincompoop or a pill. Not for all the tea in China!

Back in the olden days, life used to be swell, but when’s the last time anything was swell? 

Swell has gone the way of beehives, pageboys and the D.A.; of spats, knickers, fedoras, poodle skirts, saddle shoes, and pedal pushers.

Oh, my aching back! Kilroy was here, but he isn’t anymore.

We wake up from what surely has been just a short nap, and before we can say,”Well, I’ll be a monkey’s uncle!” Or, “This is a fine kettle of fish!” We discover that the words we grew up with, the words that seemed omnipresent – as oxygen – have vanished with scarcely a notice from our tongues and our pens and our keyboards.

Poof, go the words of our youth, the words we’ve left behind. We blink, and they’re gone. Where have all those great phrases gone?

Long gone: Pshaw, The milkman did it. Hey! It’s your nickel. Don’t forget to pull the chain. Knee high to a grasshopper. Well, Fiddlesticks! Going like sixty. I’ll see you in the funny papers. Don’t take any wooden nickels. Wake up and smell the roses.

It turns out there are more of these lost words and expressions than Carter has liver pills. This can be disturbing stuff! (Carter’s Little Liver Pills are gone too!)

Leaves us to wonder where Superman will find a phone booth… See ya later, alligator! Okidoki. 

 

We Think We’re Smart

 

Inner Peace

Now this is just what we need to remind us  that we can handle anything if we have the right mindset.
Submitted by Barbara Hartt Hise. 

Subject: Inner Peace – a Lesson

If you can start the day without caffeine

If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,

If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,

If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,

If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,

If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,

If you can conquer tension without medical help,

If you can relax without alcohol, 

If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,

 

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Then you are probably The Family Dog

And you thought I was going to get all spiritual …

Handle every Stressful situation like a dog:  
          If you can’t eat it or play with it, pee on it and walk away.

 

Definition of Politics

11/ 6/20 — waiting for the outcome of the election.  This is exactly what we all need, an accurate definition of politics.
 
    A Russian Jew, was finally allowed to emigrate to Israel. 
At Moscow airport, customs found a Lenin statue in his baggage and asked, “What is this?”  
     The man replied, “What is this? Wrong question comrade. You should have asked: Who is he?  This is Comrade Lenin.  He laid the foundations of socialism and created the future and prosperity of the Russian people.  I am taking it with me as a memory of our dear hero.”
    The Russian customs officer let him go without further inspection.
 
     At Tel Aviv airport, the Israeli customs officer also asked our friend, “What is this?”
     He replied, “What is this? Wrong question, Sir. You should be asking, ‘Who is this?’  This is Lenin, 
the bastard who caused me, a Jew, to leave Russia. I take this statue with me so I can curse him every day.”
     The Israeli customs officer said, “I apologize, Sir, you are cleared to go”
 
     Settling into his new house, he put the statue on a table. To celebrate his immigration, he invited his friends
and relatives to dinner.  One of his friends asked, “Who is this?” 
     He replied, “My dear friend, ‘Who is this’ is
 a wrong question. You should have asked, What is this?
This is ten kilograms of solid gold that I managed to bring with me without paying any customs duty and tax.”
 
MORAL :
Politics is when you can tell the same shit in different ways to fool a different audience, to allow you to look good in every way.😎😎

Fabulous Laugh!

Just about my all-time favorite.  Thanks, Jenifer Grant Marx.

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Solving a Problem

Great solution!

Togetherness During the Pandemic

How Delightful!

A Lesson Learned

YOU’VE JUST GOT TO LOVE THIS 

 I  was in the McDonald’s drive-through this morning and the young lady behind me leaned on her horn because I was taking too long too place my order.

“Take the high road,” I thought to myself.  So when I got to the first window I paid for her order along with my own.

The cashier must have told her what I’d done, because as we moved up she leaned out her window and waved to me and mouthed “Thank you.”, obviously embarrassed that I had repaid her rudeness with a kindness.

When I got to the second window I showed them both receipts and took her food too.

 Now she has to go back to the end of the line start all over.

Don’t honk your horn at old people.