1/24/23, More laughter from Kim. BLESS YOU, KIM. WE ARE GRATEFUL FOR YOUR SIDE-SPLITTING POSTS.
I had amnesia once… or twice.Protons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.I am neither for nor against apathy.All I ask is a chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle.
What is a “free gift”? Aren’t all gifts free?
They told me I was gullible… and I believed them.
Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he
grows up, he’ll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway.Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
One nice thing about egotists: they don’t talk about other people.
I used to be indecisive. Now, I’m not sure.
How can there be self-help groups?
Is it just me, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?
Is the ʽsʼ: or ʽcʼ in ʽ scentʼ silent?
Why does fridge have a “D” in it but refrigerator doesn’t?
Why can you drink a drink but you can’t food a food?
The word queue is just a Q followed by four silent letters…
Why is a W called “double-u” when it’s clearly a “double-v”?
We all know that mirrors don’t lie… I’m just grateful that they don’t laugh.
