{"id":4998,"date":"2023-01-24T09:47:13","date_gmt":"2023-01-24T14:47:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/new.alumnae.mtholyoke.edu\/1961\/?p=4998"},"modified":"2023-01-24T09:47:33","modified_gmt":"2023-01-24T14:47:33","slug":"and-more-hilarious","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/new.alumnae.mtholyoke.edu\/1961\/and-more-hilarious\/","title":{"rendered":"And More Hilarious!"},"content":{"rendered":"

1\/24\/23, More laughter from Kim.  BLESS YOU, KIM.  WE ARE GRATEFUL FOR YOUR SIDE-SPLITTING POSTS. <\/strong><\/p>\n

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I had amnesia once\u2026 or twice.<\/strong><\/div>\n
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Protons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.<\/strong>I am neither for nor against apathy.<\/strong>All I ask is a chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.<\/strong><\/p>\n

If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle.<\/strong><\/p>\n

What is a \u201cfree gift”? Aren’t all gifts free?<\/strong><\/p>\n

They told me I was gullible\u2026 and I believed them.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he<\/strong>
\ngrows up, he’ll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.<\/strong><\/p>\n

One nice thing about egotists: they don’t talk about other people.<\/strong><\/p>\n

I used to be indecisive. Now, I’m not sure.<\/strong><\/p>\n

How can there be self-help groups?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Is it just me, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Is the \u02bds\u02bc: or \u02bdc\u02bc in \u02bd scent\u02bc silent?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Why does fridge have a \u201cD\u201d in it but refrigerator doesn\u2019t?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Why can you drink a drink but you can\u2019t food a food?<\/strong><\/p>\n

The word queue is just a Q followed by four silent letters\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n

Why is a W called \u201cdouble-u\u201d when it’s clearly a \u201cdouble-v\u201d?<\/strong><\/p>\n

We all know that mirrors don\u2019t lie\u2026  I\u2019m just grateful that they don\u2019t laugh.<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

1\/24\/23, More laughter from Kim.  BLESS YOU, KIM.  WE ARE GRATEFUL FOR YOUR SIDE-SPLITTING POSTS.  I had amnesia once\u2026 or twice.   Protons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.I am neither for nor against apathy.All I ask … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":182,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[25023],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4998","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-whats-up"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/new.alumnae.mtholyoke.edu\/1961\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4998","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/new.alumnae.mtholyoke.edu\/1961\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/new.alumnae.mtholyoke.edu\/1961\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/new.alumnae.mtholyoke.edu\/1961\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/182"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/new.alumnae.mtholyoke.edu\/1961\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4998"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/new.alumnae.mtholyoke.edu\/1961\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4998\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/new.alumnae.mtholyoke.edu\/1961\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4998"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/new.alumnae.mtholyoke.edu\/1961\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4998"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/new.alumnae.mtholyoke.edu\/1961\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4998"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}