{"id":3910,"date":"2018-09-19T10:21:44","date_gmt":"2018-09-19T14:21:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/new.alumnae.mtholyoke.edu\/1961\/?p=3910"},"modified":"2018-09-27T17:04:37","modified_gmt":"2018-09-27T21:04:37","slug":"staying-safe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/new.alumnae.mtholyoke.edu\/1961\/staying-safe\/","title":{"rendered":"Staying Safe"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3><strong>Yesterday I had my annual Medicare wellness check. &nbsp;The nurse said that <\/strong><strong>at my age I should have a bar in the shower. &nbsp;So I took her advice.<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"3913\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/new.alumnae.mtholyoke.edu\/1961\/staying-safe\/shower-bar-2\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/new.alumnae.mtholyoke.edu\/1961\/files\/2018\/09\/Shower-bar-1.jpeg\" data-orig-size=\"480,640\" data-comments-opened=\"0\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Shower bar\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/new.alumnae.mtholyoke.edu\/1961\/files\/2018\/09\/Shower-bar-1-225x300.jpeg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/new.alumnae.mtholyoke.edu\/1961\/files\/2018\/09\/Shower-bar-1.jpeg\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-3913 alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/new.alumnae.mtholyoke.edu\/1961\/files\/2018\/09\/Shower-bar-1-225x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/new.alumnae.mtholyoke.edu\/1961\/files\/2018\/09\/Shower-bar-1-225x300.jpeg 225w, https:\/\/new.alumnae.mtholyoke.edu\/1961\/files\/2018\/09\/Shower-bar-1.jpeg 480w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Thanks to Katherine Kaufman Snelson for this laugh. &nbsp;I can always count on her to put a smile on my face!<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday I had my annual Medicare wellness check. &nbsp;The nurse said that at my age I should have a bar in the shower. &nbsp;So I took her advice. Thanks to Katherine Kaufman Snelson for this laugh. &nbsp;I can always count &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/new.alumnae.mtholyoke.edu\/1961\/staying-safe\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":182,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[36775],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3910","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-take-time-to-laugh"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/new.alumnae.mtholyoke.edu\/1961\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3910","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/new.alumnae.mtholyoke.edu\/1961\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/new.alumnae.mtholyoke.edu\/1961\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/new.alumnae.mtholyoke.edu\/1961\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/182"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/new.alumnae.mtholyoke.edu\/1961\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3910"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/new.alumnae.mtholyoke.edu\/1961\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3910\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/new.alumnae.mtholyoke.edu\/1961\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3910"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/new.alumnae.mtholyoke.edu\/1961\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3910"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/new.alumnae.mtholyoke.edu\/1961\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3910"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}