{"id":3574,"date":"2017-05-30T21:09:25","date_gmt":"2017-05-31T01:09:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/new.alumnae.mtholyoke.edu\/1961\/?p=3574"},"modified":"2017-05-30T21:09:46","modified_gmt":"2017-05-31T01:09:46","slug":"the-typographical-error","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/new.alumnae.mtholyoke.edu\/1961\/the-typographical-error\/","title":{"rendered":"The Typographical Error"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The typographical error<br \/>\nIs a slippery thing and sly.<br \/>\nYou can hunt it \u2018til you are dizzy<br \/>\nBut it somehow will get by.<br \/>\nTill the forms are off the presses,<br \/>\nIt is strange how still it keeps;<br \/>\nIt shrinks down in a corner<br \/>\nAnd it never stirs or peeps &#8212;<br \/>\nThe typographical error<br \/>\nIs too small for human eyes,<br \/>\nTill the ink is on the paper . . .<br \/>\nThen it grows to mountain size.<br \/>\nThe boss, he stares in horror,<br \/>\nThen grabs his hair and groans,<br \/>\nThe copy reader drops his head<br \/>\nUpon his hands and moans.<br \/>\nThe remainder of the issue<br \/>\nMay be clean as clean can be.<br \/>\nBut the typographical error<br \/>\nIs the only thing you see.<\/p>\n<p>Author Unknown<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The typographical error Is a slippery thing and sly. You can hunt it \u2018til you are dizzy But it somehow will get by. Till the forms are off the presses, It is strange how still it keeps; It shrinks down &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/new.alumnae.mtholyoke.edu\/1961\/the-typographical-error\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":182,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[36775],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3574","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-take-time-to-laugh"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/new.alumnae.mtholyoke.edu\/1961\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3574","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/new.alumnae.mtholyoke.edu\/1961\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/new.alumnae.mtholyoke.edu\/1961\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/new.alumnae.mtholyoke.edu\/1961\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/182"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/new.alumnae.mtholyoke.edu\/1961\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3574"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/new.alumnae.mtholyoke.edu\/1961\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3574\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/new.alumnae.mtholyoke.edu\/1961\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3574"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/new.alumnae.mtholyoke.edu\/1961\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3574"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/new.alumnae.mtholyoke.edu\/1961\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3574"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}